…meanwhile Misha…
I feel like this needs to be a thing.
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A product of Bored Inc.
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i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ignor 4 satan
reblog 4 good
I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.
If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
this picture is such bullshit. Its obvious that the person cut their face in half and made a mirror of it.
If you’re gonna Photoshop something, do it right dumbass, and don’t try to turn it into a sob story. It is not funny.
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ok are you kidding me. look at her. look at lindo. she already has so much to go though. she has no fucking nipples. everyday people laugh at her. EVERY FUCKING DAY. she posted this thinking she’d be safe here, because tumblr is supposed to be a safe place, what with all the anti bullying and whatnot. and yet here you guys are. judging her. ridiculing her. hating on her for trying to get her life story out. all she wants is for someone to listen and this is what she gets. you guys make me sick. lindo we will never forget. #prayforlindo
i died at #prayforlindo
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
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Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!
Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.
THIS INFURIATES ME.
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Makes me so mad.
I’m about to kill someone
One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.
Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!
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Intense/Sad Scene vs Gag Reel
↳ [2 of ?]HOW DO THEY GET ANYTHING DONE AT ALL IN THIS SERIES
THIS IS REASON WHY WE HAVE ALL THESE RANDOM HELLATUSES. IT’S BECAUSE THEY CAN’T FOCUS ON ANYTHING
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a little girl threatens matt with a toy weeping angel x
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I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
that was actually such a pleasant plot twist *-*
some metal heads are the most down to earth people you will ever meet to be honest
its like a known rule by most people that go to metal concerts (mainly guys) that if theres a girl who could potentially get hurt they get them out of the way
this one time i got caught up in a mosh pit and i get hit in the face, and one of the guys in the mosh pit ran over, bear hugged me, picked me up, and brought me out of the pit. he asked me if i was ok and i said i would be fine so he patted me on the head and told me to be more careful
The purest of metals are always covered by a healthy coating of earth.
I’ve been in a lot of pits and EVERY time I’ve fallen/been knocked down, instead of getting trampled, four or five people immediately rushed to help pick me up and make sure I was okay. Metal heads are the best
Are we going to ignore the “coating of earth” joke? ‘Cause I don’t think we should.
i love everything about this post.
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